Category: Joke Board
THREE DOGS AT THE VET
Three male Labrador retrievers, one brown, one yellow and one black, were sitting in the waiting room at the vet's surgery when they struck up a conversation.
The black lab turned to the brown and said, "So why are you here?"
"I'm a pisser. I piss on everything -- the sofa, the curtains, the cat, the kids. But the last straw was last night when I pissed in the middle of my owner's bed.
The black lab said "so what is the vet going to do?"
"Gonna cut my nuts off came the reply from the brown lab. They reckon it'll calm me down."
The black lab turned to the yellow lab and asked "Why are you here?"
The yellow lab said "I am a digger. I dig under fences, dig up flowers and trees, I dig for the hell of it. When I am inside I dig up the carpets. But I went over the line last night when I dug a great big hole in my owner's bed."
"So what are they going to do to you," the black lab inquired?
"Looks like I'm losing my nuts too" the dejected yellow lab said.
The yellow lab turned to the black lab and asked "Why are you here?"
"I'm a humper the black lab said. "I'll hump anything, I'll hump the cat, a pillow, the table, postboxes, whatever I want to hump everything I see.
Yesterday my owner got out of the shower and she was bending down to dry her toes, and I just couldn't help myself. I hopped on her back and started humping away."
The yellow and brown labs exchanged a sad glance and said "So it's nuts off for you too, huh?"
The black lab said ........ "No, I'm here to get my nails clipped."
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Becky this is a formula joke.
1. Bob reads joke.
2. Bob spits coffee all over himself and his keyboard whilst protecting his nuts.
3. Bob writes this post asking you not to send jokes that are funny to the boards. If you want examples of unfunny jokes, look at some of Bob's own jokes.
Just kidding: give us some more cat jokes about cats that die cruel and pointless deaths. Those are funny.
Bob
/me cuts off bob's hand...
/me then holds raiser blade over bob's nuts... I mean gives bob a hug and calls 911 so he can get his hand sewn back on
Oh my gosh! How disgusting! Hahahahaha.
lollol, great!
Bob, I think it would be more fun to send jokes about people named Bob dying cruel and painful deaths rather than cats.
I've learned to never drink whilst reading Becky's jokes, your just might destroy your keyboardd. hahaha